The HPC Third -Shift Problem Song

For those not in the know, this won't make a whole lot of sense, aside from clearly being about a job at a plastics factory.  The plant two midnight crew at Hicks Plastics Company seems to experience a lot of problems during our shift, and so yesterday I started thinking up lyrics for a simple song, mostly to amuse myself.

ANd so I present the verses I came up with here; they are meant to be set to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it" (irony, I know):

If they're bad and you know it,

Yell for Chris

If they're Bad and you know it,

Yell for Chris

If they're bad and you know it,

And you really shouldn't stow it,

If they're bad and you know it,

Yell for Chris

If your parts are full of splay,

Go tell Chris

If your parts are full of splay,

Go tell Chris

If your parts are full of splay,

Oh, just think what Jeff will say,

If your parts are full of splay,

Go tell Chris

If your parts are gettin' shorts,

Yell for Chris

If your parts are gettin' shorts,

Yell for Chris

If your parts are gettin' shorts,

And its screwin' your reports,

If your parts are gettin' shorts,

Yell for Chris

Is it scrap? You can't decide

Go find Rose

Is it scrap? You can't decide

Go find Rose

Is it scrap? You can't decide

You better set that shit aside

Is it scrap? You can't decide

Go find Rose

If you can't get no decent parts,

Best find Chris

If you can't get no decent parts,

Best find Chris

If you can't get no decent parts,

And scrap is goin' off the charts,

If you can't get no decent parts,

Best find Chris

If your parts all look like shit,

You work for Hicks

If your parts all look like shit.

You work for Hicks

If your parts all look like shit,

And everyone's just sick of it,

If your parts all look like shit,

You work for Hicks

And now the couple verses that I was a little unsure of:

If Doofie's bein' crass,

Talk to Chris

If Doofie's bein' crass,

Talk to Chris

If Doofie's bein' crass,

And you just want to kick his ass,

If Doofie's bein' crass,

Talk to Chris

If your totes are different sizes,

Shout for Chris

If your totes are different sizes,

Shout for Chris

If your totes are different sizes,

Find the guy who supervises,

If your totes are different sizes,

Shout for Chris

... I need to occupy my time better.